SQL Server always works perfectly , right ?

Well not always

Locking yourself out of the server, lost backups, failed disks, typos in queries returning a quadrillion rows, data centres under water, bad query design.
We’ve seen it all in our time as DBAs

Take a break from all that hard learning stuff and have some fun hearing about some of the strange things that we have experienced in the combined 35 years we have been DBAs
And more importantly, the lessons learnt from dealing with them.

In between the laughter you will learn some useful ways to improve your code, ensure your database is secure and ways to avoid creating your own disasters

And you never know there may be time for you to tell us your stories as well.